Don't follow me! I'm lost too!

There are no girls on the internet

Regula no. 30: Nu gasesti fete pe internet

Poze in Engleza English : : Luni, 4 Februarie 2008

Change

A bend in the road is not the end of the road unless you fail to make the turn

Poze in Engleza English : : Marti, 2 Octombrie 2007

Encyclopaedia Britannica. For Sale

No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

Poze in Engleza English : : Sambata, 30 Iunie 2007

La noi, capacele de canal se fura, la ei sunt folosite pentru a face angajari

Teenage mutant ninja turtles: now hiring, inquire within

Poze in Engleza English : : Vineri, 27 Iulie 2012

To the most beautiful girl in the world!

What are you waiting for? Take that to your sister.
J.L. Westover - www.mrlovenstein.com

Poze in Engleza English : : Luni, 21 Noiembrie 2011

It finally happened... Beer now cheaper than Gas!

Drink, don't drive!

Poze in Engleza English : : Joi, 22 Mai 2008

Be nice to America!

Or we'll bring democracy to your country

Poze in Engleza English : : Marti, 3 Iulie 2007

Explain the phrase 'free press'

Student: When your mum irons trousers for you.
(Explicati ce inseamna 'presa libera'.
Elev: Cand mama ta iti calca pantalonii.)

Poze in Engleza English : : Luni, 30 August 2010

Risk

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore

Poze in Engleza English : : Marti, 2 Octombrie 2007